Emperor Australis

The Bald Archy Prize – Winner 2026

Following his thumping second election victory, Albo began to have vivid Napoleonic dreams. Labor’s previous great leaders, Kevvy and J-Gizza, also gave him unshakable confidence and inspiration. And so, with the help of his faithful Toto, Albo knew this was his time in history to lead Australia through the apocalypse.